May 2013
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2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
– H. Jackson Brown, Jr. (via victoriousvocabulary)
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meladoodle:
sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha
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snlofficial:
when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
Katy Perry and Marina & The Diamonds - Who are we... →
congragulation:
WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year
vvant:
advice for having the best life ever:
dont have a crush
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kusakaryuuji:
taking selfies w/ friends like
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for