JUST-JIMMY
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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

(via stopwhitepeopleforever)

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9 hours ago

hip-hop-lifestyle:

"never odd or even" spelled backwards is "never odd or even"

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(Source: hip-hop-lifestyle, via swarnpert)

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10 hours ago

taylorswift:

swiftpmore:

Dancing to Out Of The Woods like: 

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taylorswift

This is the correct choreography for Out Of The Woods.

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10 hours ago

rouxx:

“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”

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(via hagrids-giant-nipples)

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1 day ago

how many moments in life can you point to and say, that’s where it a l l  c h a n g e d.

(Source: blake-badgley, via leave-me-hypnotized-love)

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1 day ago
Britney Spears Discography; (x)

(Source: sweetspears, via imnotjailbait)

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1 day ago

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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(via zackisontumblr)

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1 day ago
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